We want so badly to believe in superheroes .

我们都愿意相信超级英雄神话。

What if we 're meant to be like superheroes ?

说不定我们注定成为超能英雄呢?

God , don 't superheroes ever use stairs ?

天呐难道超人都不用楼梯的吗?

The joke is that only superheroes need apply .

可笑的是，只有超级英雄才需要申请。

But it is also because the superheroes are a bit dull .

另外一个原因在于超级英雄电影都有点沉闷无聊。