Malarkey 's slang for bullshit , isn 't it ?

换成俗语就是狗屎的意思，是吧？

If everyone knew how to shake hands well , we 'd not need this kissing malarkey .

如果每个人都知道如何很好地握手，我们根本不需要这段有关亲吻礼仪的瞎扯。