Excuse me ! I need to mop up some puke .

抱歉，我要去清扫呕吐物.

Yeah , puke has a mind of its own .

可能的，呕吐物也有自己的思想。

You smell a little like puke .

有点像呕吐物的味道。

Unless you puke and get sick .

除非你呕吐和呕吐。

People rarely giggle , puke or urinate when reading a witty , repulsive or aquatic novel ; but I bet that readers of this column and those who may be watching them - will drop their jaws even more often than usual as they plough through it .

看一本诙谐、恶心或关于水的小说时，你很少咯咯笑、呕吐或小便；不过，我敢说，这种栏目的读者以及也许正看着他们的人在吃力钻研的过程中，会比以往更常闭紧嘴巴。