Is it possible to freeze farts ?

有没有可能把屁冷冻起来呢？

The methane that is in cow farts is a greenhouse twenty times more powerful than carbon dioxide .

奶牛屁中的甲烷是比二氧化碳强20倍温室气体。

You may remember the episode of the cartoon ' south park ' when kenny holds his farts in all day and then combusts and dies at the end of it .

你也许还记得卡通片《南方公园》里一段有意思的情节，当肯尼忍了一天的屁之后竟然自燃而死了。

Ok , lets not get deluded , there are probably some people in the world who are ' turned on ' by farts but for the other 99. 9999999999 % it is agreed that in now way are farts ' sexy ' to humans .

好吧，别这么迷惑不解的样子，世界上也许真的有些人会因为屁而感到兴奋，但是，到目前为止，其他的99.9999999999%的人都不认为屁对于人类来说是性感的。

Doctor , " she says , " I don 't know what the hell you gave me , but now my farts ......

医生，”她说，“我不知道你给我吃了什么，现在我放屁……